A little help please

I'm trying, but this first part is written from the point of view of a retarded 33-year-old, so it makes it sort of difficult - much more of a chore than a pleasant read.  I am, however, a whole 30 pages in, so score one for me!!  My goal is to finish this in three days (so I can get it over with), but I'm not feeling hopeful.  I'm feeling that headache coming on...